skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

"  

great writers are indecent people
they live unfairly
saving the best part for paper.

good human beings save the world
so that bastards like me can keep creating art,
become immortal.
if you read this after I am dead
it means I made it.

  "
Charles BukowskiThe People Look Like Flowers at Last (via feellng)

666kpop:

uncle jesse from full house

"   LOOK AT THE CAT   "
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via sail-across-the-universe)

krsjuan:

rolandalfred2nd:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?

Never forget 

"Carlton it was just one night."

"I’ve been waiting my whole life for that one night.."

rosehip-baby:

Half of the time when I try to come up with tattoo ideas almost all of them are Bright Eyes related. Like you just had to use so much symbolism didn’t you, Conor. 

j-wolf-harding:

It was on this night 102 years ago, at twenty minutes to midnight, that the RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and eventually sank less than three hours later.
So much respect for the gentlemen brave enough to choose to remain on board.

cool gender neutral dating terms

lizlord:

1. datemate
2. kissfriend
3. lovebud
4. smoochcutie
5. romfriend (like romantic get it)
6. my person
7. favorite friend
8. the datemeister
9. commitmentbuddy
10. coolperson

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call